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Upstairs Neighbors Having Sex
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It is so incredibly aggravating having neighbors have sex SO loud that it wakes you up in the middle of the night. I have a hard enough time getting to sleep, but when I hear the floor shaking above me and hear high pitched sounds from a hyena while I’m trying to sleep, it really pisses me off! I should be asleep right now, but instead I’m awake and back at home because I had to get out of there. I felt like I was trapped like someone being torchered. Screw that, I am not dealing with those people any more. I have banged on the ceiling before but they don’t seem to give a crap. Should I go up and ask them if they’ve had any luck concieving? Or should I just kick him in the balls the next time I see him? AHHHHH!!!

I am not a person who gets riled up but I have been kept awake on too many occasions, and I am livid.

Word of advice for all you apartment shoppers out there. Get the top floor apartment. Pay the extra $50 dollars a month and consider it money well spent.

What the hell should I do? I really want this to stop.

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  1. Andy

    You should make several audio recordings of the noise, then if you see the girl play them back for her and tell her which one your favorite is. If she is sane, then she will be embarrassed and keep it down.

    Aug 20, 2009 @ 6:30 pm


  2. Sam E.

    That just might work. I mean it’s a little messed up, but it’s all messed up in the first place. I think I’m going to try and avoid it, but if it happens again, I’ll do that. Haha. Thanks!

    Aug 20, 2009 @ 6:56 pm

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